Today, I was sorely tricked
When upstairs my owner frolicked.
To go to her cozy bedroom?
No, alas, to use the nasty washroom!
Perhaps if I were persuasive,
Make my desire so decisive,
Then she'd have to agree to cuddle
As we enjoy life on idle...
I followed her up, but was conned
I am left here abandonned!
For downstairs she departs
Off to other me-less parts!
I put in all this effort!
Used my legs, had no teleport.
Do I stay, and pretend she's near,
Still waiting for her to appear?
Or go search for where she went,
Perhaps cuddle in the furnished basement?
Or maybe meow, meow, meow,
Insisting she return right now?
Oh, is it really that much to ask?
Is cuddling such a bothersome task?